Sunday, May 10, 2009

CRAVING A STORMY SCRUMPTIOUS SUNDAY DINNER


I think that I shared with you guys earlier in a post, that working night shift
illicits a continuous craving for home cooked yummy meals...

Well, and obviously coconut as well!

The likelihood of you getting to eat a scrumptious meal is pretty slim...
(unless you have a *wife..more about that in a minute...)


If you are not working, you tend to be sleeping or lazying around..

You certainly find it hard to get into the whole "cooking event" that a
Sunday-type dinner requires...

I am a newbie though...Maybe I will figure all of this out soon/and or will
find more energy to do it in the near future..

(Oh, and I don't have to tell you that all the guys that are married come
to work with Tupperware bowls filled to the brim with "homemade goodies" that
their *wives cooked and packaged for them...)



WHERE IS MY *WIFE???

THE CHEF????

A "MADE FOR ME" PARTNER THAT IS A BRILLIANT COOK?

Okay...now I'm just going overboard..

Might as well ask "where's my Johnny Depp?"

Paleeeeese...



Well, today, I don't feel like cooking this scrumptious meal..(plus there is no one around to help me eat it..son had to work...)
That doesn't mean that I don't have the recipes and know how to do it..
Can't fool you guys...You KNOW better....

These are "Storm-proof Meals", unless all of your electricity goes out..
If that happens, it's "head for the breakfast bars"...

It has certainly been a stormy season so far...

This meal was developed keeping the "storm" possibility in mind..(hence no
need for the grill)

So...Here is what I would have to eat today, "Mother's Day", if there were
someone to cook for me (and forget about "tea-time" sandwiches...I WANT SOME
REAL FOOD!)

Most of you will recognize some of the recipes that I have previously posted at
Foodbuzz....(the ribs being one of the most popular that I have ever posted..Yes,
they're THAT good)

One of them is new...The "Honey Jalapeno Glazed Corn Muffins"...
Love that sweet and spicy combination...

Hope that you make this meal and enjoy it...
I will continue to fantasize about it


The only other suggestions for this meal, is that you add a green salad,
coleslaw, or a quick green steamed veggie that you like...

I did not add dessert, as I don't know that one would want it after this meal,
but I am a huge fruit packed Popsicle freak (the Whole Foods kind), so that would
be my "light" dessert suggestion.

ENJOY!!!

OUTRAGEOUS OVEN BBQ RIBS
(FROM MY RECIPE BOX)

SERVES 3-4 (Can easily be doubled)
5 TABLESPOONS SUGAR
3 TABLESPOONS HONEY
3 TABLESPOONS SOY SAUCE
1 TEASPOON SALT
2 TABLESPOONS KETCHUP
1 CUP HOT CHICKEN BROTH
4 LBS SPARERIBS ( BE SURE TO ASK THE BUTCHER TO TRIM FAT AND SEPARATE BACK BONE, AS THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT STEP IN USING SPARERIBS…NO PROBLEM, THEY’LL DO IT…)

IN BOWL MIX ALL INGREDIENTS EXCEPT RIBS.
POUR MIXTURE OVER RIBS. (PUT THEM IN AN EXTRA LARGE ROASTING PAN.)
MARINATE IN REFRIGERATOR FOR 2 HOURS (MORE IF YOU LIKE, THOUGH NOT NEEDED)
BAKE AT 300 DEGREES FOR 3 HOURS, UNCOVERED, BASTING EVERY 30 MINUTES, AND
TURNING OCCASIONALLY.



HOT PEPPER CHEESE AND GARLIC MASHED POTATOES
(FROM "THE OLD HOUSE" RESTAURANT IN SANTE FE)

6 SERVINGS (WELL MAYBE…)

10 garlic cloves (unpeeled)

3 1/2 lbs russet potatoes, peeled, cut into 2-inch pieces

2 TBLSP. olive oil
1/4 cup chopped shallots
1/4 cup butter, room temperature
1 cup grated hot pepper Monterey Jack cheese
3/4 cup sour cream

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Wrap garlic in foil
Roast until tender, about one hour.
Peel, (wait until cooled then squeeze garlic cloves out of peel…)
Place in small bowl; mash with fork.

Cook potatoes in pot of boiling water until tender, about 25 minutes.
Drain.

Heat oil in same pot over medium heat.
Add garlic and shallots and saute’ for 2 minutes.

Add potatoes, and cook until potatoes begin to fall apart, stirring occasionally for about 6 minutes.

Mash potatoes in pot.
Mash in butter, then cheese and sour cream.
Season with salt and pepper.


SWEET CORN ON THE COB
(FROM FANNIE FARMER'S)

Just before cooking, husk the corn, pull off the silky threads, and cut out any blemishes with a pointed knife. Drop the corn into a large pot filled with boiling salted water. Cover the pot and let the water return to a boil again, then turn off the heat and keep the pot covered. After about 5 minutes, remove enough ears for a first serving. You can keep the remaining corn warm in the water for another 10 minutes without its becoming tough. Serve with lots of butter and salt.


HONEY JALAPENO GLAZED CORN MUFFINS
(FROM "FAMOUS DAVE'S BBQ")
SERVES ABOUT 8


1 cup yellow cornmeal
1 cup stone ground cornmeal
1 (9 ounces) package yellow cake mix
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon cayenne
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup buttermilk
1/4 cup vegetable oil
2 eggs, beaten
2 tablespoons light brown sugar
2 tablespoons honey
1 tablespoon mayonnaise

Jalapeño Honey Glaze:
1/2 cup butter
1 large jalapeño pepper, seeded, finely diced
3 tablespoons red bell pepper, finely diced
1/4 cup honey
1/8 teaspoon cayenne
Instructions:

Combine both cornmeals, cake mix, baking powder, salt and cayenne in
a bowl, set aside.

Combine milk, buttermilk, oil, eggs, brown sugar and honey in a bowl and mix well. Add to the Cornmeal mixture and mix gently - there should be no lumps, but do not over mix. Fold in the mayonnaise. Let rest, covered, in the refrigerator for 30 minutes or up to overnight.

Preheat oven to 400° F. Spoon the cold batter into a greased muffin tin or a cast iron skillet. Bake for 25 - 30 minutes or until a cake tester comes out clean and the top is golden brown.

In the meantime, make the glaze by heating butter in a saucepan until melted. Stir in jalapeno and bell pepper. Bring to a simmer. Stir in honey and cayenne. Bring
to a simmer, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat.
Drizzle over muffins/cornbread.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL OF YOU MOTHERS!!!
YOU HAVE EVERY INCH OF MY RESPECT!!!
BEEN THERE...DOIN THAT!

Friday, May 8, 2009

"LOCKER LOONINESS" AND THE "LITTLE THINGS"


Thought I dropped off the earth?
To be honest, it has felt that way the last week..

I have been orienting on DAYS for my new job....
As you recall, I am now a NIGHT PERSON...
My equilibrium is out of whack...

I do my first orienting on night shift tonight..
It should be interesting...

Just finding a place to lock up my things appears to be "a challenge"
They don't have enough lockers...

No hospitals ever do...You would think that "lockers" were gold and contained
precious jewels...

Hospitals care about security for the patients, but when it comes to
the employees....well.....not so much...

I am continually cross examined as to WHY I "feel the need" to lock up my
belongings during my 12 hour shift...

This even led to a conversation this week about how my new coordinator does
not even lock her home...

Completely BIZARRE...Do these people not watch the news? Do they not receive
weekly fliers on their doors from the police department concerning new warnings
of crime and theft in their areas?

I do..

I chose a long time ago not to live in "never-neverland"...
Suppose these folks still reside there...

I have found from a lot of recent experience that because no one EVER cares about the "locker issue", one has to go about fixing it "on their own".

I was taken to my new department only once during the last few days of orientation.
I asked the day manager to help me with a locker...

He looked at the lockers (as if he has never noticed them), and said...
"Hmmm...I don't know...We don't really have enough..."

I saw where many (on days and nights) had big lockers to themselves...

How silly of me to think that those could be shared!!!....

I asked a couple of therapist present if they would "share" with me...

I told them that I carried my own lock and would remove it in the morning when
they came to work...

Both men looked at me as if I had asked them to leave their first born on
someone's front porch....

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" they declared with the confidence of "Kings of the Kingdom"

The Manager told me..."um..well most of these guys have been here a long time,
and they are NOT going to want to share their lockers..."

FOR GOD'S SAKE...DID THEY BUY THE LOCKERS THEMSELVES?

ARE THEY FILLED WITH DRUGS AND PORNOGRAPHY?

WHAT'S INSIDE OF THE LOCKERS THAT THESE MEN DO NOT WANT SEEN?

I am quite aware of what it is though...

It's the ol "That's my toy, and YOU can't play with it"

I know because I experienced this phenomenon before..

As I recall I was about 5 years old...

Ridiculous...

This hospital is not in the best part of town and leaving my stuff
in the car is not an option, so not sure what I will do....

"Well, honestly, I have worked here for 150 years, and NOTHING has ever been
stolen from me..."

(I hear this everywhere I go)

Talk to the hand...I am not the person to tell this to...I NEVER buy it...

It certainly has NOT been my experience...

I will utilize only ONE example...

The first trip that my then young son and I took to Disneyworld for 10 days!...
our luggage was stolen...NEVER to be retrieved...

Imagine having to buy clothes inside of Disneyworld..

A "world" where a small coke is $4.00.....

Also on that trip...my son goes into a park bathroom, and leaves his new precious "Mickey Mouse hat" on the sink (he was quite young, in his defense)...

Needless to say the "Mickey Mouse hat" was gone when he returned to the sink...

If I had NOTHING in my purse, it would be stolen, but in fact I DO carry my
credit cards, etc, because in a big city like this, and far from home,
YOU HAVE TO...

Sorry to go on and on about the "locker thing", but it does illustrate to me,
just how these "seemingly little things" are not really that "little" and DO
cause me concern, and frankly MORE than annoying feelings...

Furthermore, these "little things" are the reason for the ongoing inability to
submerge myself in "Meditation" and other helpful practices, that could help
calm down a relatively high stressed personality such as myself..

(Privately I've always maintained that a "meditational state" for a girl like me
is only possible during anesthesia or death....)


This "Locker Looniness" does not tend to make the "new person" feel welcomed...

Somehow I don't think that these "KINGS" care very much about that...

Heck, that's probably a practice that's "out of date"...

Who am I kiddin?

Next I'll be requesting the location of the ladies room!!!

(Whoa girl...settle down..)

Looks like a little "high maintenance" is at play here...

NOTE TO SELF...Figure out everything yourself..

Oh the JOYS of being the "new person"...

Wake me up when it's over...

Thursday, April 30, 2009

COCONUT CRAVINGS


I know that it's not Easter..
There is a reason for the Bunny Cake..

This post is about all that's been Coconut in my life...

Both Past and Present

Most of the time I just have to crave coconut..

I crave it because I never get to have it.

Occasionally if I am out and the opportunity arises, I grab it and enjoy my love
for it.

Coconut and raisins have something very big in common.

Your love or hate for both is PRONOUNCED..

You either LOVE raisins or you HATE them.

THERE IS NO "HEM-HAWING" AROUND CONCERNING YOUR FEELINGS..

Same with Coconut.

I love them both.

Most of my family cannot tolerate coconut, thus I never make anything with it or
get to have anything made with it, myself.

Oh sure, I can buy an "Almond Joy", but I can never make a coconut creme pie, because no one will eat it...ditto for cake...macaroons...anything that is
"coconut scrumptious"!

My love for coconut has been a lifelong love affair.

My earliest recollections are tied with Easter, where the "Easter bunny" would
leave chocolate coconut "nests" with jelly beans in them, and also coconut creme
eggs in my Easter basket.

My Mother almost always made a "Bunny Cake" for Easter when we were young..
She was always so proud of it, and we loved it...
I will never forget a black and white photo of my Mother standing behind her
"bunny" creation, and looking just as proud as she could be!
(Note..her cake was actually much cuter than the one I posted, but I could not
find one as cute as hers..this is quite similar...)

I am not a fan of savory coconut items, i.e. "coconut chicken", but if it is
sweet and contains coconut, I am all over it...

My favorite is any wonderful COCONUT LAYER CAKE...

The cake itself should be light and moist, and the filling should be quite yummy.
My favorite filling would be a thin layer of lemon curd, but I am not opposed to other fillings if they are fab...
The frosting can be anything from a "7 minute" to a lightly whipped cream cheese
or cream one; and all should be topped with a generous topping of freshly grated and/or toasted coconut...

Now if this piece of Coconut Cake is several layers, and sitting in a lovely
pool of creme anglaise, I will not, I repeat, WILL NOT kick it out of bed, so to
speak...
As a matter of fact, I will not just LOVE it, I will ADORE IT!


COCONUT CREAM PIE...

Is there anything more delicious when it is really good? Topped with toasted
coconut and whipped cream? (I'm not a meringue fan..)

I made a point to try the infamous Coconut Cream Pie at Tom Douglas's restaurant,
"The Dahlia Lounge" in Seattle, and found it to be pretty yummy...Very fresh...
with fresh coconut used.
I recommend "The Dahlia Lounge", or any of his restaurants if you visit Seattle
(I believe that he has 3 or 4 different ones there, all with excellent reviews..)


COCONUT MACAROONS...

The recipe for COCONUT MACAROONS using Eagle Brand Milk is so easy, it can be made in a snap with only about 3 ingredients as I recall...
I remember that my Mother made these in a chocolate version when our Priest came
to visit us at home...
(Once again...funny about my childhood memories...see,what did I tell you? Whenever
food is involved...see previous post about childhood memories..)

Here is another childhood memory about food, and particularly coconut...

When I was at our church "fair" as a child, I was playing "musical chairs"...No
real skill involved in this game, but luck is the key, and it must have been my "lucky day", because I won three times!!
The winner got to pick a cake to take home.
I,of course, got to pick three cakes.
Two out of three that I picked were COCONUT!!

I am very "LOYAL WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE"...
My Love for Coconut is no exception..

COCONUT CUPCAKES...

Barefoot Contessa has a very good recipe for these..
(They can also be bought in a "mix" form that includes a mix for both the
cupcakes and the frosting..expensive but quite good..all of her "mixes" are very good...though you pay for the "convenience")

My favorite cupcake at "Sprinkles" is the Madagascar Vanilla with Coconut Cream
Cheese Frosting...(doesn't that just wanna make you weep? SO GOOD!!!)

COCONUT ICE CREAM...

Believe it or not, this is not an easy ice cream to come by...
It's certainly not at every ice cream parlor...
When you DO get a wonderful version though..it's Heaven...

Let's pause for another quick childhood foodie memory...
(oh pahleese..when do these end?...NEVER!!!!)

When I was a child,(yawn), my family stopped at Howard Johnson's restaurant for
ice cream cones on the way home from my Grandfather's.
We got the coconut ice cream, and we all remember how we stood outside the
restaurant on those hot summer nights, and ate that wonderful coconut ice cream
cone as it melted and dripped down our arms from the heat.
It was such a mess but SO GREAT that we didn't care...

Well, I could go on and on..(duh)

Now don't think that I have forgotten "coconuts haystacks" or other wonderful coconut delights, but I am out of time, and I simply must tell you one last "Coconut" story and leave you with a recipe as well...

When I LOVE something, I do try to find the very best of it, and if I find myself
visiting the area that "it" is in, I don't leave without making a point to try
it..
Our vacation in Charleston was no exception to that rule..

I had read ahead of time, that there was a wonderful restaurant there that was
known worldwide for their version of coconut cake..Why people order it from all
over the country for $100.00 plus shipping..(Whoa..it better be good, eh?)
The restaurants that makes this delectable cake is...

drumroll paleese...

THE PENINSULA GRILL www.peninsulagrill.com/

DO take a look at the actual coconut cake if you go to the website, as it is
divine beyond description...( and yes, it sits in a pool of creme anglaise..)

Even though the Peninsula Grill is an award winning restaurant, there were many,
many wonderful restaurants in Charleston, and I did not particularly want to eat dinner there specifically, but HAD to have a piece of their coconut cake.

My son and I stayed at the incredible Charleston Place Hotel which was right
across the street. I asked our concierge if it would be okay to go across the
street and request just a piece of the cake to go....

He laughed and said that people did it ALL THE TIME...

I went across the street, (with my son moaning...he is one of the ones that HATES
coconut, besides which he was a bit embarrased because the restaurant is quite
nice, and he thought that my request was really lame...As usual, I paid absolutely
no attention, as I was on a MISSION!... which is how I've survived many things,
but we will go into that another time....)

Sorry, I digress...

We entered through the beautiful bar, filled to the brim with "beautiful people"...

I finally got the bartender's attention, and within 20 minutes,( I ordered drinks for both of us..), I got the "legendary" cake...

It came in a Styrofoam container that was big enough to contain a meal for 4
people! The reason for that was because the coconut cake was..... get ready....

TWELVE LAYERS!!!!!!(including cake, filling, and frosting)

It's really a shame that I could only finish about a third of it, as my son did
not want any, and we were not staying at a hotel with a fridge, but OH MY...

If that wasn't a culinary highlight in one's life, I don't know what would be.

If you love coconut cake, then you can either order it, visit the restaurant in
Charleston, or though it looks a bit daunting...MAKE IT!

The following is a 3 layer version, with ingredients cut down just a bit...

If you want the 6 layer version, then visit Martha Stewart's website, which
has published the 6 layer version...

Both versions are the "REAL DEAL"....

(note that this is something that must be made in two days, as the filling must
be refrigerated overnight...Finished cake must also sit out for three hours before
serving...and I've read that cutting is best done while still chilled)

DO let me know if you make this, as I would love to know how it came out!


Peninsula Grill coconut cake (the 3 layer version)

Makes 12 servings

FILLING

2 tablespoons cornstarch

2 tablespoons water

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1 ¼ cups whipping cream

½ cup sugar

½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter

2 ¼ cups sweetened flaked coconut

¼ cup sour cream

CAKE

3 ½ cups all purpose flour

1 tablespoon baking powder

½ teaspoon salt

2 ¼ cups sugar

1 ½ cups (3 sticks)

unsalted butter, room temperature

5 large eggs

1 1/3 cups whipping cream

1 tablespoon vanilla extract

FROSTING

2 8-ounce packages cream cheese, room temperature

½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature

2 cups powdered sugar

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

4 cups sweetened flaked coconut, toasted

For filling: Stir cornstarch, 2 tablespoons water, and vanilla in small bowl to dissolve cornstarch. Bring cream, sugar, and butter to boil in heavy medium saucepan. Add cornstarch mixture and bring to boil. Remove from heat and stir in coconut. Cool completely. Mix in sour cream. Cover and refrigerate overnight.


For cake: Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Butter and flour three 9-inch round cake pans. Whisk flour, baking powder and salt in large bowl to blend. Using electric mixer, beat sugar and butter in another large bowl to blend. Add eggs 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in cream and vanilla. Stir flour mixture into butter mixture. Divide batter equally among pans. Bake until tester inserted into center of cakes comes out clean, about 35 minutes. Cool completely.


For frosting: Using electric mixer, beat cream cheese and butter in large bowl to blend. Beat in powdered sugar and vanilla extract.

Place 1 cake layer on cake plate. Top with half of filling. Place second cake layer atop filling. Top with remaining filling. Place third cake layer atop filling. Spread frosting over top and sides of cake. Pat toasted coconut over top and sides of cake, pressing gently to adhere. (Can be prepared up to 1 day ahead. Cover and refrigerate. Let stand at room temperature 3 hours before serving

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

NICOLE ON NIGHTSHIFT, NEGATIVITY, AND NONSENSE


I cannot begin to explain the changes that occur when you decide to work nights instead of days..
Here I will do my best...

The changes I speak of are not all negative nor are they all positive.

Many of them are tied to one's own perspective, as all things in life tend to be.

I will cover the negative aspects first, just to "get them out of the way.."

I have now worked 12 hour nightshift, weekends, for over a month.
I think that I have some sort of realistic "grasp" on the situation.

NEGATIVES:

1. Turns out that one's "sleep regimen" has a strong tendency to want to stay
"regular". That is to say, that if you tend to sleep days, in order to work nights, that is what your body is pleading to do even on your off days. So far, I have not been able to trick my body into sleeping nights on my days off.
Total Bummer..(hopefully that will change..)

2. Due to the above, one does not see or spend much time with ANYONE in their lives, as everyone else sleeps at night and is up during the day. This is especially not ideal with your family.

3. I don't need to mention, that EVERY gathering/party/get-together, is on the weekend...
Honestly, I do not "see" anyone at this point in my life, so working nights is not much of a "relationship" problem for me, but I DO miss seeing a couple of my friends that I normally see on weekends, and I DO get invitations that I have to RSVP "NO" to, and I DON'T like that one bit!

I will be lucky if I have ANY friends left after making this work change. (And don't think get some new "night shift" friends..
Most, so far anyway, are married with families, or...well...just "different"..)

4. Eating habits are horrific, and craving "good" food is constant. I personally DO NOT snack all night at work as some do (people tend to do this to keep awake, I think), but I don't ever seem to get a decent meal, as I bring something for a meal at night, usually something quick like a sandwich or a salad from Corner Bakery, then I get home and just fall in bed...hence, I dream of a meal with meat, veggies, salad, etc...and yes, I feel too tired to make it myself...

5. I DO feel a bit lonely at night on my nights off, as no one is up and also I cannot do things that I would like to for fear of waking my son/neighbors up
(i.e. playing my piano, cooking, cleaning, basically making any noise...)

6. One cannot go to a movie, shop, or "go out" anywhere in the middle of the night....
It's a drag...

OKAY! On to the POSITIVES!!! YEAH!!!!(don't we just ABHOR negative thoughts?)

(Personally I don't feel that way, as it appears to be THE KEY in terms of my
creativity when it comes to writing poetry or creating humorous "shtick" etc. ...
God knows if I am ever really positive or gleefully happy, I probably won't have another creative thought or action..)

And while I'm on the subject...

I DO NOT compare myself in any way with these people, but where would
we be without good old honest negativity?

Do you think that there would be any literature/poetry from the likes of Edgar
Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker, Edna St. Vincent Millay,
or Truman Capote?..
I could go on and on...

All of these amazing writers had an underlying "negative" yet creative attitude.
It was imperative to help drive their works of literature...

Now THIS is rather interesting...I'm actually not one for enjoying or being around anyone in a "bad mood" and especially critical of it in the work place, but I simply must share this bit of research with you...



"Bad moods, negative attitudes at work have gotten a bad rap"

FROM RICE NEWS STAFF REPORTS

Coming to work in a bad mood just might be a good idea. As it turns out, those perennially happy, smiling employees might not be the most creative or productive at the office. According to research by Rice University’s Jing Zhou, creativity is at its highest when a mix of negative and positive moods is supported in the workplace, an idea that challenges traditional management thinking.

For years, negativity has been considered an unavoidable — and unfortunate — part of organizational life; it’s something that should be minimized, criticized, even stamped out. But if employers want creativity that leads to innovation in the workplace, those naturally occurring bad moods can play a fruitful role; in fact, they’re necessary to make things better. Such creativity happens, according to Zhou, associate professor of management at the Jesse H. Jones Graduate School of Management, when employees have the right kind of supervisory support.


Interesting...thought provoking....

To be honest, I have always ABHORRED those annoying little "smiley faces"
and too much of what I call "happy wappy" paraphernalia....

Things like-
"I'M THE PROUD MOM OF AN HONOR ROLL STUDENT" and
"HAVE A NICE DAY" bumper stickers, make me want to
SWALLOW A STRYCHNINE COCKTAIL!!!

If you have read my blog from the beginning, then you know how I feel about the NEVER ENDING phenomenon concerning the daily question or someone's confession of whether they're the "glass half full" or "glass half empty" type...

Guess what? You're neither...You're the "glass half nauseating type"
SO WISH I COULD SAY THAT...

How in the world did we survive or describe ANYTHING before the advent of
that cutesy annoying little phrase?

I DID promise a "Positive" side of nightshift working didn't I?

1. It pays a lot more, which is quite nice, and is quite needed/appreciated.

2. You can FIND a full time job with benefits at night, but you cannot find
one on days..

3. People are a lot more "laid back"

4. The workplace is a lot less stressful. You don't have to contend with other
departments/therapists/physicians.
They can make getting to your patient and their charts a daily nightmare.

5. The nightshift staff is a smaller group of people, and appear to be a more
supportive and cohesive group. (I'm hoping to see that at my new job as well)

6. I don't have to get up at 4:30 AM anymore, something that even after all of
these years, was killing me.

7. I get to sleep during the day, and don't have to feel guilty about it like
people sometimes do when they take a LONG NAP.

8. You get to use your "critical skills", because at night you and those around
you are "on your own"..


9. It's kind of cool at the hospital, sort of scary and yet intriguing as well...
(see picture of empty corridor in hospital)

10. After complaining about the "loneliness" (#5 under negatives), I must be
honest and say that there is nothing like being able to write, read, etc
and not have any noise or interruptions...I actually quite like that...

In summary, I suppose that it is a very big change, yet not unlike any other
lifestyle change that one experiences...It will take some getting used to.

Everything has its good and bad points.

Trick is to make the most of the "good" points and ignore the bad ones.

(Watch out!...You're sounding a bit "positive!" Don't want to cramp that
all important "creativity" of yours!)

Which reminds me of something...

Awhile back my son had his game glaring and I was trying to write, and I said, "Son please turn that down!", and he said "It's not that loud, Mom...What's the deal?"

I said, "You're interfering with my creative process!"

Ever since, he loves to use that whenever it seems to fit into the situation or even when it doesn't...

"Well, Mother, I certainly wouldn't want to interfere with your CREATIVE PROCESS!"

(cheeky boy....)

Friday, April 24, 2009

"I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY"



"BITTER TASTING"


SHAME on you,
for what you said,

for "honesty",
the "truth"

a LOVELY girl,
i was your WIFE!

you made me
hate my youth



you "LIKED" me but

"as far as LOVE,

and this is REALLY tough...

though you're THE BEST,

i feel,

you're just not

BEAUTIFUL enough"



why even on our "honeymoon"
it took no time
for you to swoon
at pretty girls
most everywhere

i should have LEFT you
then
and there


you wanted
what you didn't have

so i was out
i guess

why to this day
you're SIMPLE

and your mind
grows less
and less

your looks have faded
haven't they?

so CRUEL
what time can do

but then
you know that "saying"
that
"it all comes back to you"

it took another marriage
most unfortunate,
but true

for me to realize
that i was
far too good
for you

too many of my "pretty" years
were spent with you
i'm sad to say

and sometimes
when i'm
insecure
your words
still HAUNT me
to this day

nicole
4/23/09

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

RETRO FANTASY DINNER PARTY


It's one of the Season's most desirable invites...

One simply can't wait for their invitation to arrive!

It's certainly not a Party that one just "shows up to"

That just adds to the excitement...

The Party Premise was a challenging one, though not exactly taxing...

First a visit to a Retro or Costume Store...

Perhaps an appointment made at the Hairdresser's/Manicurist

Now...once those tasks are accomplished..
There are just a few requirements concerning the Food...

First, each participant or couple must bring a RETRO DISH...

Your particular requested category is included in your invitation...
Additionally...

One may bring anything within the category requested as long as it is...
1. Delicious
2. Homemade
3. Pre-1970s if possible (known as "Retro")
4. Something that you personally have either made before, was on your family
table growing up, or a recipe that your Mother or Grandmother is infamous for.
5. Cholesterol/carbs/or calories must be tossed to the wind..
6. Lastly, recipes of your dish must be provided for all that attend.

The very best thing about this "FANTASY RETRO DINNER" is that nothing particularly
HAS to go together, so no pre-planned menu coordination necessary.

We DO hope that we will have some categorical variety though...Need starters, main dishes, vegetables, salads, desserts....That was essential..hence the
requested categories included in the invitations..

The Host/Hosts will provide the cocktails, drinks, and appetizers...

Also provided, will be the music....
Included will be recordings by Connie Francis, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee, Fats Domino, Donovan, Bobby Darin, and The Supremes,
and last but certainly not least, The Doors...

Those in attendance are requested to don "Retro Attire"...
There are quite the "Fashionitas" in attendance, clothed in relics from different
time capsules...

As we scan the room, we take in the "scene" consisting of "Bobby socks" and "Pedal Pushers", short cropped sweaters with "Poodle" skirts, men in their 50s'
"pleathered bomber or flan gab jackets"..

Why, it is the most impressive sight!

Some women choose to display lacquered and coiffed hairdos with glamorous velvet padded shoulder jackets and sparkling "diamond" brooches..Gotta love the 40s'...

Hey..look over there! A couple of "flower children" have arrived.
The lovely lady (hmmm, wonder who that could be?) is in a floor length paisley empire waisted "Granny Gown Dress", along with small yellow flowers woven in her hair. No one can ignore her striking/glaring, "in your face", white patent "go-go boots" wrapping her legs...

Her date's impressive brown suede "fringed" jacket with a large silver dangling peace sign roams about his polyester striped shirt.
One wonders how he can walk in his ultra groovy platform shoes.

Dancing and music is all around us, and champagne glasses toast the night away...

Images of years past gloriously glisten before our eyes....

The guests are sparkling in their costumes

A "strobe" light turns the room around and round

Is that couple in the corner actually "necking?"

Why this is a bit RETRO isn't it?

RETRO PARTIES ROCK!!!! C'MON...YOU'RE ALL INVITED! HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY!

THE MENU:

DRINKS: Sweetened Iced Tea, Sweet Milk (whole milk), Bottled Beer, and
Walt's Frozen Whiskey Sours

APPETIZERS: Doris's Hot Broccoli Dip with Corn Chips, Gran's Olive Cheese Nuggets,
Amy's Chinese Cheese Wafers, Small wedges of Julie's Quiche Lorraine.

SALADS: Cherry Coke Salad, Jay's Cucumber Salad, and Larry's Avocado Mousse

VEGETABLES: Stuffed Baked Tomatoes, May's Okra Patties, and Potato Casserole

MAINS: Mary's Meat Casserole, June's Beef Stroganoff, and Classic Cordon Bleu

BREAD: Nicole's Refrigerator Rolls

DESSERTS : Daniel's Divinity, Orange Pound Cake, Jeffrey's Bourbon Balls

APERITIF: Black Russians

RECIPES:

DRINKS:

No recipes for sweetened iced tea, sweet milk (whole milk), or bottled beer.

Walt's Whiskey Sours (Frozen), the "Yawin' and Pitchin' Variety" Serves 10-20

Ingredients:
1 quart water, 5 lemon rinds, 1 cup sugar, 1 pint lemon juice 1 1/2 quart whiskey

Boil rinds in sugar and water 5 minutes. Cool. Remove rinds. Add remaining ingredients. Put in freezer overnight. This will not freeze solid. Serve as slush
in champagne glasses. Is very potent.

APPETIZERS:

Doris's Hot Broccoli Dip: Serves 12
Ingredients:
3 stalks celery chopped medium fine, 1/2 large onion, chopped, 1 small can mushroom
pieces, drained, 1 pkg. frozen chopped broccoli, 1 can cream of mushroom soup,
1 roll garlic cheese (if you cannot find, then mix some garlic powder with small box of velvetta cheese.)

Saute' celery, onion and mushroom pieces in small amount **"oleo" or butter. Cook broccoli as directed on pkg. and drain very well. Add mushroom soup undiluted.
Melt cheese in double boiler. Combine all in chafing dish or any dish with a warmer. Serve with the large sized Fritos. Can also double as a "party vegetable". Freezes well.
**"oleo" is another name for margarine

Amy's Chinese Cheese Wafers:
Ingredients:
2 cups sharp cheddar cheese, grated, 2 cups Rice Krispies, 2 sticks oleo, 2 cups
flour, 1/4 tsp, garlic powder, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/8 tsp. red pepper.

Mix all ingredients well. Roll in balls and press with fork. Place onto ungreased
cookie sheet. Cook in 350 degree oven 20 minutes or until light brown.

Gran's Olive Cheese Nuggets: Makes 2 to 2 1/2 dozen
Ingredients:
1/4 lb. sharp cheese, 1/4 cups soft butter or oleo, 3/4 cup sifted flour, 1/8 tsp.
salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, 24 to 30 large stuffed olives

Grate cheese, mix with butter or oleo. Mix salt and paprika with sifted flour.
With a mixer, add flour mixture to butter cheese mixture, adding flour in two
additions. Make dough into balls and shape around the olives. Bake at 400 degrees
for 12-15 minutes. Serve hot or at room temperature.

Julie's Quiche Lorraine:
Ingredients: One pie crust, 6 slices rather thick bacon, cooked and drained, 12
thin slices of Swiss or Gruyere cheese (about the same size as the bacon), 4 eggs,
1 tablespoon flour, 1/4 tsp. nutmeg, 1/2 tsp. salt, Cayenne pepper, 2 cups light
cream (half and half), 1 1/2 tablespoons melted butter.

Line 9 inch pie plate with the pie crust. Cut bacon slices in half, cover the crust with overlapping layers of cheese and bacon. Beat together 4 eggs, 1 tablespoon flour, a generous grating of nutmeg, the salt, and a bit of cayenne. Add 2 cups of light cream, stir in 1 1/2 tablespoons melted butter. Strain this custard over cheese and bacon. Bake in moderate oven at 375 degrees for about 40 minutes or
until custard is set and top is browned. (May have to cover the edges of the crust if they start to brown too much, with some strips of foil). Cut into small wedges for hors d'oeuvres or 6 pieces for a main course.

SALADS:

Cherry-Coke Salad: Serves 6-8
Ingredients:
2 cans of cherries, (not maraschino), 1 large can crushed pineapple, 8 ounces
of Coca-Cola (not Diet), 1/2 cup chopped pecans, 1 pkg. cherry jello.

Heat cherries and cherry juice to boiling. Take off heat and add Jello and stir.
Add pineapple juice and crushed pineapple. Pour in Coca-Cola and nuts. When cool,
put in refrigerator to congeal.

Jay's Cucumber Salad: Serves 12
Ingredients:
1/2 onion, 2 cucumbers, 1/2 cup sour cream, 1 Tablespoon Red Wine Vinegar, 1 tsp.
chopped parsley, 1 clove garlic, crushed, 1 1/2 tsp. salt, 1 tsp. sugar, 1/2 tsp.
coarse ground pepper.

Peel, grind, and drain well, the onions and cucumbers. Mix with the rest of ingredients. Let ripen at least 6 hours. Serve with tossed mixed greens. (alternately, grate onions and cucumbers and drain well.)

Larry's Avocado Mousse:
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon gelatin dissolved in 2 tablespoons cold water, 1 pkg. Lemon Jello,
2 cups hot water, 1 cup mashed ripe avocado, 1/2 cup mayonnaise, 2 cups of
grapefruit cut into small pieces, 1 tablespoon grated onion juice, dash of salt.

Dissolve gelatin mixture and lemon jello in the hot water. When partially
congealed then stir in remaining ingredients. Rinse mold in cold water, pour
mixture in, and let it set in fridge until congealed. When ready, dip mold
quickly in warm water and turn out on crisp salad leaves. (Sometimes it is not
a bad idea to either lightly spray your mold with Pam, or lightly coat with a
little Mayo before filling it..Careful when dipping not to get the salad wet!)

VEGETABLES:

Stuffed Baked Tomatoes: Serves 6
Ingredients:
6 medium tomatoes, 3 tablespoons chopped onions, 1/4 cup chopped
celery, 2 tablespoons bacon or chicken fat, 1 tsp. salt, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/2
tsp. basil, 1 pkg. frozen baby Lima beans, 1/2 cup fine bread crumbs.

Remove pulp from tomatoes, but save the pulp. Do discard the juice and the seeds.
Cook onions and celery in fat until tender. Add cooked limas, tomato pulp, bread
crumbs, and seasonings. Bake in greased muffin pans at 350 degrees for 30 minutes.
Can stuff succotash inside tomatoes for variation (Lima beans and corn)

May's Okra Patties: Makes about 12 patties
Ingredients:
1 pkg. chopped okra, 1 finely chopped onion, salt and pepper to taste, cornmeal.

Boil okra as directed on pkg. Drain, add onions and enough meal to make it stick together. Spoon in skillet with just enough oil to fry. Fry like salmon croquettes.

Potato Casserole: Serves 8-10
Ingredients:
6 large potatoes, 2 cups sour cream, 1 cup milk, 2 cups grated cheese, 1 stick
butter, 2/3 cup onions, tops and all.

Boil potatoes in jackets. Chill until cold. Shred on grater. Melt butter in double boiler. Add cheese, small amount at a time. Mix together sour cream and milk. Add to cheese mixture. Add onions. Stir all together. Add to shredded potatoes. put in casserole and bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes. Save a small amount of cheese to sprinkle on top the last 5 minutes of baking.

MAINS:

Mary's Meat Casserole:
Ingredients:
One 5 oz. pkg. of egg noodles, 1 cup sour cream, 1 cups cottage cheese, 1 lb.
ground beef, 1 can tomato paste, 1 small chopped onion, salt and pepper to taste,
garlic salt to taste, dash of Accent! for flavor. Small amount hoop cheese for
top (hoop cheese is a mild cheddar/longhorn cheese.)

Cook egg noodles until done in salted water then drain. Add sour cream and cottage cheese. Cook beef in skillet with small amount of Wesson oil with onion until slightly brown. Add small can of tomato paste. Alternate layers in casserole dish, starting with noodles mixture and ending with the meat. Cook covered in 325 degree
oven for 30 to 40 minutes. Sprinkle grated hoop cheese over top and let melt.

June's Beef Stroganoff: Serves 4-6
Ingredients and Method together:
Select 3 lbs. of round steak (1/2 inch thick.) Remove skin and fat.*Tenderize with
a mallet and cut into 2 inch long strips, cutting ACROSS the grain. Heat in large
frying pan, 1/4 cup butter. Brown meat. Add one large onions (thinly sliced.)
Cook several minutes. Sprinkle 1/2 cups sifted flour over the top. Stir until
flour is well blended, (at least one full minutes to get rid of "flour taste"),
then add one can beef consomme, undiluted, and one tomato soup, undiluted.
Continue to cook, stirring until sauce is thickened. Add 1-3 oz. can mushrooms and
1 1/2 tsp. Accent! and salt and pepper to taste. Cover and cook over low heat one to
1 1/2 hours or until meat is tender. Just before serving, add 1/2 cup thick sour cream. (Best to add a little stroganoff sauce to your sour cream and stir, then
add the sour cream mixture to the skillet, to avoid "curdling")
Can sprinkle a little parsley on top, if desired. Serve over rice or noodles.
* I ALWAYS ask my butcher to tenderize the meat when I buy it...He probably hates
to see me coming...

Classic Cordon Bleu: Serves 5
Ingredients:
10 veal cutlets, 5 slices of boiled ham, 5 slices of American cheese,
1 egg, 2 tablespoons water, 2 tablespoons flour, 1/2 cup cracker crumbs, 1/2 cup
Wesson oil, salt and pepper, and horseradish mustard for side dipping.

Place 1 slice ham and 1 slice cheese in between two veal cutlets. Press edges on
all sides to enclose ham and cheese completely. Season cutlets with salt and
pepper, dip in flour, then in beaten egg mixed with 2 tablespoons of water, and
then in cracker crumbs. Place immediately in skillet with hot oil and cook until golden brown at medium heat. Serve with horseradish mustard.

Nicole's Refrigerator Rolls
Ingredients:
1 cup whole milk, 2 sticks butter, 1 cup sugar, 4 tsp. salt, 4 eggs (well-beaten),
2 pkgs. yeast, 1/2 cup lukewarm water, 6 cups flour.

Scald milk. Add butter, sugar, and salt and stir until dissolved. Pour into a
large bowl and cool. Add eggs and yeast (pre-dissolved in water). Mix flour,
(3 cups at a time) into mixture. Let rise in warm place until it doubles in bulk
(I always place a warm pan of water on the lower shelf of oven, and the dough
is placed on the top shelf). Punch down and refrigerate overnight. Roll on a
floured board. Cut with a biscuit cutter. Brush with melted butter, fold over,
and top with MORE BUTTER. (shameful! yum!)Let it rise again. Bake at 375 degrees
until browned.

Alternative recipe:
Mix 2 pkgs. of yeast in 1 cup of warm water for 5 minutes. Combine one cup of
boiling water, 2/3 cups sugar, 1 cup solid Crisco, and 1 1/2 tsp. salt. When cool, add 2 whole eggs (in your mixer if desired). Add yeast mixture and then 6 cups of
UNSIFTED flour and blend. Refrigerate for 24 hours or longer. Put on lightly
floured board and knead well. Roll out, cut in shapes and let rise until doubled
in size. Bake at 375 degrees until browned.

DESSERTS!!!

Daniel's Never Fail Divinity: (though I recommend that you skip this on a rainy
day)
Ingredients and Method together:
FIRST COOKING: Cook 3 cups of sugar, 1 cup clear Karo syrup, and 2/3 cup of water
until it spins like a thread. While this is cooking, beat 3 egg whites in a mixer
until they are stiff. Pour this first cooking into the stiff egg whites slowly. While you are pouring first cooking into egg whites, start your SECOND COOKING of
1 cup of sugar and 1/2 cup of water until it forms a hard ball. Add this to the first mixture until almost stiff. Add 1 tsp. of vanilla and 1 cup of chopped pecans. Drop on wax paper or foil, using two teaspoons. ( I think that I would use a candy thermometer for this recipe! There is NOTHING better than wonderful freshly made
Divinity...Tastes like a sweet cloud! Note to self..."taste like a sweet cloud"
could certainly be utilized in poem not written yet..Like that phrase...)

Orange Pound Cake:
Ingredients:
Cake: 1 box of Yellow cake mix (without pudding), 4 eggs, 2/3 cups Wesson Oil,
1 pkg. of orange jello, 3/4 cup orange juice (from frozen orange juice)
Sauce: 2/3 cup of orange juice and 3/4 cup sifted powdered sugar

Bake in a greased and floured tube pan at 325 degrees for 45 minutes. Let cool a
bit and turn out on a rack and while cooling more make the sauce. Cook juice and powdered sugar until dissolved and bubbling 3 to 5 minutes. while it is hot spoon
it over the cake.

Jeffrey's Bourbon Balls:
Ingredients:
2 1/2 cups crushed vanilla wafers, 1 cup pecans, 1 cup sifted powdered
sugar, 2 tablespoons cocoa, 3 tablespoons clear Karo syrup, and 1/4 cup Bourbon.
Grind vanilla wafers and pecans in food chopper (today it would be the wonderful
food processor), then mix it with the cocoa and sugar. Stir Karo into the Bourbon, and then pour it over the dry ingredients. Mix until all is moistened and shape
them into small balls. Roll them in additional sifted powdered sugar.

APERITIF:
Black Russians:
Mix equal parts of GOOD Vodka (i.e. Grey Goose, Chopin, Belvedere, etc) with
Kahlua

Suffice it to say that a SPLENDID TIME WAS HAD BY ALL!

Well, let's summarize..what have we experienced/learned here?

1. Parties are a lot of fun when they are "themed" and part of the fun has to
do with the guests being a part of the "making and planning" as well...

2. Children are not the only ones that like to play "dress up" (transvestites
like to as well...) OH, NICOLE...THAT IS SO VERY, VERY TACKY!
sorry...

3. Clothes today can be a bit boring comparatively

4. People of that era, did not know what cholesterol was, but even so, there
was obviously a more laid back approach to calories, fats, and carbs..
i.e. Amount of cheese, butter, cream, etc in these popular dishes...

5. Wesson oil was either the only oil around or people had a serious lack of
imagination when it came to the type of oil utilized in recipes!

6. I miss the "Granny Gown Dress", as a whole lot of caloric mistakes could be
hidden under them...Not that anyone really needed to do that at that age...

7. Love the music...What a great combination of talents represented at this bash!

8. People should give more parties!!!

Hope you enjoy this Retro Fantasy Dinner Party...

I look forward to the kinds of parties that you will throw!

FROZEN HEART


i long for love
not just for me

for that little girl
inside, you see

who's waited for
a handsome prince

been disappointed
ever since

one day she figured
out the truth

the "pretty"ones
are usually doofs

"i can't believe
there's no one here,
that isn't married,
dead, or queer"

"this can't be IT!"
(now please be brave)

"my heart's not lying in some grave"

(remember, "DRAMA"
hurts your chances)

no wonder she's had
few romances

"why, I'm so charming
can't men tell?"

(they can but
so?)
hey, just as well....

you'd just get hurt
and cry and wail...

"this can't be love
it feels like HELL"

so in the end
you're lucky, see?

this way you'll suffer
differently...

alone, but not
without some friends
to tell you that shouldn't"t
spend
your precious time
desiring flings

go freshen up
put on some "bling"

yes, go dress up
and come around

we'll all go out and
"do the town"

your favorite place
with food and wine

you'll feel much better
in no time

a "wish" is healthy
desires, passion

though at your age,
it's "hardly" the fashion

frankly we don't really see
that dreaming of this fantasy
has done you any good at all?

the last one's name?
can't quite recall
i think she said his name was
PAUL

well...
that was SILLY from the start...

a MARRIED man?
"He froze my heart"

yes dear, you've told us
now let's see

how DOES one spell
STUPIDITY?

is it with one P
or with two?

no matter
as this poem
is through

nicole 4/20/09